I KILLED SOMEONE
I BATTLED SO HARD THAT I KILLED A MAN
HE’S NOT COMING BACK
OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
What is it restraining?
Its urge to murder everyone
Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
TIME TO TURN THIS WEDDING INTO A FUNERAL